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hi, i'm jess. though i have various nicknames, so feel free to give me another one. i have a very complicated relationship with fictional characters. i think too much, though i don't think before i speak. sarcasm is my first language. i have a girl crush on jennette mccurdy obvs. &lesbi-honest, you think she's sexy too. i'm easily distracted by shiny objects, &i'm also a mermaid. i enjoy coffee, walking in circles, reading, pretending to be a cat, &fangirling over jennette mccurdy. I love to sing even though i sound like a dying whale. i have a lot of weird fetishes & quirks & i speak my mind. i'm obsessed with my eyelashes & i hopelessly try to tan my skin.~ ~{sno-cones are the shit okay}~ |
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my bby:( how can someone blow off this beauty?!
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Notes My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that's not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY. Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. Me: I CAN HEAR YOU. -
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Anonymous asked: Is it the guy at the end of Dan's "iTackle Each Star" video? the guy who was wearing blue plaid?
i don’t quite remember & i’m too lazy to look up the video.xP
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Anonymous asked: Do you know where that gif is from?? And who's ear blocking the view?:P
it’s from the video of when the icarly cast & the victorious cast went to graceland.
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Anonymous asked: If not then, who is he? They're so adorable together
he’s someone who works for icarly. i’m pretty sure he’s significantly older than her anyways.
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sarcasticmustaches asked: It's 6 hrs from where I live, omg. Hehe. I wish we could, too! :/
wow. that’s looooong.:|
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sarcasticmustaches asked: Woah, that is so far from where I live, lol. :P
aaw:| hahaaa. it would’ve been cool to meet up!xP
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Hey Jess. I think your personality is perfect for Niall Horan. You both have a baby boy that Niall plays soccer with in your lovley home.
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Anonymous asked: gray~
2 facts about my favorite things: 1. My computer helps me meet some amazing friends :B 2. My cat’s fat and cuddly.
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Anonymous asked: so, i found a unicorn the other day.. &i named it daphne. it's purple with sparkles, &rainbow hair. but, it moos like a cow. how do i get it to make unicorn noises? O.o
Unicorns sound like cows, bro. Get with the times. Your unicorn is just fine.
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Anonymous asked: your eyes are blue like the ocean, &baby i'm lost out at sea.
MY EYES ARE BROWN.
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